Who We Are
The Groovy Goat is a family owned small business created to make you smile and giggle! With a dash of sass, a dollop of profanities, a sprinkle of sarcasm we strive to make the mundane reality go down a little easier. Because Adulting is hard people! Laughing is good for us!! If you didn't catch the Mary Poppins in that, we can’t be friends.
How was The Groovy Goat founded?
Well, kids it was the year 2021. It was a hot summer afternoon and the world was increasingly becoming a reality of an episode of a zombie movie. We said F*ck it, it’s time for day drinking. With cocktails in hand, crackin’ jokes and being the funniest people on our patio; we asked ourselves: WTF?! Why aren’t we sharing our Snarky fun sense of humor with the world? If WE love sass, surely others will love it just as much!
We absolutely decided the world needs way more HUMOR, FUN, COLOR and of course GROOVY Vibes. Out of a deep love for our inner hippie, colorful cuss words, sass-hole, sarcastic, bad-ass selves, our little love child was born.
We called her The Groovy Goat.
Why the name The Groovy Goat?
We actually do own some super awesome dogs with horns (goats) and we were born to share the love of generations past. Ah…the good ole days!
What do we love?
We love our Country, military/first responders, family, friends and find smart-ass just makes life better. We highly support our friends that work hard in local small USA based businesses. We work extra hard to find, make and create the best quality snarky sassy fun just for you!
What do we not love?
We don’t love big corporations or big government control. We don’t love that our society has become increasingly offended by literally every damn thing. We certainly don’t love being told what we can and can not do. In the wise words of our sweary affirmation cards….when the world says no, we say F*CKING WATCH US!
What do we believe?
The only way we CAN make a difference in this world is by BEING different! Follow your heart. Break rules. Lead by example. Dare to do you!
YEAH BABY!
The Groovy Goat has provided smart-ass and sass for over two years now! We THANK YOU!!
It’s because of YOUR support we have been able to take our groovy little shop and make it more awesome! In May 2023 we leveled up our passions by adding a variety of Local Wines (working closely with several Alabama Vineyards), Amazing hand-crafted cocktail mixers and more!
We’ve become a fan favorite to all that visit us in person and online!
Turns out there are A LOT of closet snarky loving people hiding out there! We see you, love you and f*cking represent you!
Be Happy*Stay Groovy!
Much Love,
Christy & Todd
Founders of The Groovy Goat
Meet
Our Far Out Team
We make Sass and Shenanigan's a Groovy Reality!
Master of Fuckery (Christy)
Founder of The Groovy Goat
Master of Sarcasm (Todd)
Magic Maker at The Groovy Goat
